My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion

About the Book

World-class klutzoid Wally McDoogle and his buddies, Opera and Wall Street (even if she is a girl), win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto! Everything is great.. for a total of 1.3 seconds. That’s how long before their greed kicks in. Add some bungling bad guys, a break-in to the local zoo (where Wally has lost the ticket), the accidental release of all of the animals, a SWAT team or two…and you have the usual McDoogle mayhem as our boy blunder learns the dangers of both greed and materialism.